Touché CVS

17 Nov

Putting your Scratch Lottery Ticket Vending Machine right next to the ATM.

You got my first twenty.

Or should I say…

Eighteen.

SUCKAS!!!

36 Responses to “Touché CVS”

  1. jennY November 17, 2010 at 3:54 pm #

    luv scratch lotto tickets! thats a beutiful collection of scratchers. my technique is to buy several of the same ticket and usually i get one good winner! 🙂

    great marketing though whoever set that machine up next to the ATM!

  2. Debbie Johnson November 17, 2010 at 4:02 pm #

    How amazing would it be if you won the Lottery like that guy in LOST… 🙂

  3. pamelalovescharlie November 17, 2010 at 4:36 pm #

    LOL…2 dollars! I can’t afford it so I never buy lottery tickets yet I always wish I could win the big $$$😉 I’m pretty sure that’s not happening and hell what would I do with a zillion dollars anyway? You always make me smile!!!

  4. Sundeep November 17, 2010 at 4:51 pm #

    Sell that winning lottery ticket at auction and you’ll get a lot more than $2 !!

  5. Jodi Cooper November 17, 2010 at 5:00 pm #

    LOL!

  6. Tim A. November 17, 2010 at 5:14 pm #

    I guess you showed them, huh.

  7. Hollie November 17, 2010 at 6:20 pm #

    OMG I love you. You make me laugh!

  8. tenalynn November 17, 2010 at 6:22 pm #

    You are too funny! LOL!!

  9. moon November 17, 2010 at 7:28 pm #

    Woohoo! Don’t spend it all one place😀

  10. moon November 17, 2010 at 7:29 pm #

    Woohoo! Don’t spend it all in one place😀

  11. moon November 17, 2010 at 7:29 pm #

    *snort* You can’t edit here huh? Ah well. Me speak pretty one day.

    • Heath November 17, 2010 at 7:35 pm #

      You are simply too cool Jorge. Have really enjoyed your blog. Keep it up!

    • Lisa November 18, 2010 at 8:52 am #

      ROFL!!! I think I enjoy the comments just as much as Jorge’s posts!

  12. Debbie M. November 17, 2010 at 7:36 pm #

    I must say scratch offs are fun. Congrats on your $2 win🙂

  13. tapadance November 17, 2010 at 8:22 pm #

    Don’t get carried away my friend. I am sure you can afford it, but lottery tickets are a tax on people who can not do math.

    • jae November 17, 2010 at 8:43 pm #

      I LOVE the irony in you playing any lottery games. But don’t you just love the odd satisfaction scratching those scratch offs, win or lose?

  14. Joan Crawford November 17, 2010 at 9:49 pm #

    You need to sign all the duds and then sell them online. You’ll have a “Winner Every Time!”. Which, incidentally, is what you can yell at frightened passersby while you purchase your tickets.

  15. Samantha Kam November 17, 2010 at 11:13 pm #

    Every time I play the lotto I think of ‘the numbers’…I’m sure I’m not alone on that one.

    Do you have a pattern you follow when scratching the tickets? Or do you just scratch ’em willy-nilly?

  16. Comedic Author with Rat Training Tendencies November 17, 2010 at 11:13 pm #

    thank you for paying for the schools, and more to the point, the beaches! love that the gamble planet in Vegas here doesn’t have a lottery. Guess coming here is why.

  17. Heather November 18, 2010 at 3:44 am #

    I don’t buy them here in Canada because even if the jackpot on a certain type of ticket has already been won they are still allowed to sell them. Congrats on your super win though Jorge. You are so cute!

  18. Nitou November 18, 2010 at 5:02 am #

    Congrats on your $2 win. Have you ever tried to play the numbers “4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42” ? Who knows, you might win $114 million… !

    • Gian November 21, 2010 at 8:31 am #

      Or 815 million lol I always play the numbers

  19. Ali M November 18, 2010 at 5:50 am #

    I laughed so hard when I saw this last night in my e-mail. Woo Hoo – now just make sure the paper boy doesn’t come and take it!

  20. Kim November 18, 2010 at 8:55 am #

    I was really hoping to see “4 8 15 16 23 42” somewhere on one of those tickets. That would have been such an awsome story.

  21. master November 18, 2010 at 9:45 am #

    Hi Jorge, I am sure that next Friday (tomorrow 19) will win the Euromillions. Recently a girl in Mallorca (Spain) took home 129 million euros. Uff!

  22. Jessica November 18, 2010 at 2:06 pm #

    Woop Woop big money Jorge….any plans for those 2 DALLAHS??

  23. Irish Girl November 18, 2010 at 8:31 pm #

    HA! The sad thing is, that doesn’t even buy a gallon of gas anymore. But you go, honey. Enjoy them thar spoils. Just remember to save half for Uncle Sam.😀

  24. Debby November 19, 2010 at 7:09 am #

    🙂

  25. Tyson Garst November 19, 2010 at 7:12 am #

    CVS SUCKS!!!!! In Omaha they booted TONS of people out of homes at a busy intersection so they could build a new CVS to get the visibility ‘and convenience’. Anyway, I am NEVER NEVER NEVER shopping at a CVS for that sole reason. Lame that our city did nothing to stop it from happening.

  26. jackson November 19, 2010 at 9:01 pm #

    Ve have vays of making you spend . . .

  27. yellowdoggranny November 20, 2010 at 1:15 am #

    schmuck

  28. Jules November 20, 2010 at 1:47 pm #

    CVS is smrt, but you are the lucky winner.

  29. Leslie B November 20, 2010 at 9:34 pm #

    Dude…heard you were at Northwood’s Inn in LM…Don’t you LOVE the cheese butter on the baked potatoes! And the most unhealthy salad on the planet!? That place rocks!

  30. Veronica November 21, 2010 at 2:40 pm #

    Your updates always put a smile on my face!!!

  31. beema November 22, 2010 at 9:15 pm #

    lol

  32. Steve November 24, 2010 at 1:02 am #

    Dude, you know that money’s gonna bring you nothing but trouble!

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