When God was handing out brains…

8 Dec

I think  He picked them off of this.

*Feel free to substitute the word “passing” for “handing” if that’s how those jokes went in your neighborhood.

47 Responses to “When God was handing out brains…”

  1. TheJungleman December 8, 2010 at 1:53 am #

    Kind of ewww, but kind of cool looking all at the same time.

  2. Syd December 8, 2010 at 2:09 am #

    Omg that’s so weird!! XD What the hell is that?!

  3. Cordia December 8, 2010 at 2:44 am #

    What is that plant??? I have never seen anything so unusual. Does it have an odor? My brain thinks it should smell like decaying flesh or something…. sorry.

  4. NYK December 8, 2010 at 3:02 am #

    looks delish

  5. Maria December 8, 2010 at 4:30 am #

    Weird… =O

  6. ames December 8, 2010 at 5:43 am #

    What kind of plant is that? And, my goodness, is it supposed to look like that? Eek.

  7. Stephanie December 8, 2010 at 6:00 am #

    Every time I eat a walnut I think of the same thing 🙂

  8. Ann December 8, 2010 at 6:10 am #

    Some sort of demented plantain weed?

  9. David December 8, 2010 at 7:15 am #

    Maybe this is the star of the next Plants vs. Zombies game, it looks like someone combined a plant and a zombie and created some kind of monster mutation.

  10. yellowdoggranny December 8, 2010 at 8:30 am #

    that is fecking creepy.

  11. Danielle December 8, 2010 at 8:38 am #

    Many days I feel like I have that in my head!

  12. Sheila December 8, 2010 at 9:00 am #


  13. Antonia December 8, 2010 at 9:03 am #

    Eek. It looks like frozen cat turds. What is that?

  14. KT December 8, 2010 at 9:35 am #

    It kind of looks like your plant got really bad herpes.

  15. Jessica December 8, 2010 at 9:36 am #

    remind me neer to sneak a peak at your blog while I am at work…it starts off as a slow low giggle then people start to gather, and I wind up getting in trouble!

  16. Debbie Johnson December 8, 2010 at 9:57 am #

    What they said…

  17. fibrowitch December 8, 2010 at 10:00 am #

    Dude!! What is that!! Is it mobile? Just What is that??

  18. Suzie Q. Wacvet December 8, 2010 at 10:26 am #

    Whatever it is, it’s very pretty. Is it in your garden?

  19. pamelalovescharlie December 8, 2010 at 11:53 am #

    Well…it’s some type of succulent plant and it does look like brains…it’s kinda gross 🙂 LOL…when it’s ready to harvest send me some so I can insert it into my daughter’s “boyfriend’s” head…he’s lacking in that department and it’s probably better than nothing!

  20. taro December 8, 2010 at 12:29 pm #

    What? …I can help dudes! It’s a succulent plant called Echeveria carunculata. And thanks for everything Jorge! 😉

  21. Joan Crawford December 8, 2010 at 1:48 pm #

    You need to kill that thing. I have never seen such an overtly threatening mutation. It isn’t even trying to hide the fact that it is morphing into a bunch of repulsive little brains. Just wait, one night you’ll roll over, thinking you’re about to touch Beth, when *pulse pulse pulse* the little blobs will be on a pillow between you. “Love me!” it will bleat as it has learned that humans have a weakness called compassion. “Mama!” it will screech as Beth drop-kicks it out the window. It will be this weird event between you – the time you killed your Brain Baby and I really think you need to just nip it in the bud.

  22. Cheryl December 8, 2010 at 1:51 pm #

    Very interesting plant! Hope you have a safe and blessed Christmas time. Always enjoy seeing you on any programs…so let us know.
    Cheryl from OR

  23. Comedic Author With Rat Training Tendencies December 8, 2010 at 3:28 pm #

    omg… omg…. More BRAINS! lol That’s something you’re not supposed to find on body parts.

  24. jackson December 8, 2010 at 3:56 pm #

    I think it’s pretty . . . is it some kind of anemone?

  25. Jules December 8, 2010 at 5:36 pm #

    Looks like a four leaf clover with some disease. What on earth is it???

  26. Irish Girl December 8, 2010 at 7:17 pm #

    Ok, I’ll admit I’m just a novice gardener, so I have no effing clue what that thing is. But I’m pretty sure they used it as an alien lifeform on Star Trek:TOS.


  27. coffeegod December 8, 2010 at 8:47 pm #

    whiskeytangofoxtrot, what is that??

    Better yet, why is that?

  28. Karla December 9, 2010 at 8:14 am #

    They come on their own platter!

  29. sharon zimmer December 9, 2010 at 9:03 am #


  30. Paisley Avalon December 9, 2010 at 10:27 am #

    That’s all kinds of nasty. I thik I’m done eating for the rest of the day!

  31. vospik December 9, 2010 at 3:52 pm #

    Dammit! I wish I had that lovely California weather to have plants like that! If I had that where I live, it would be frozen solid right now. Hmmm..Mini ice cubed brains…now that would be a weird thing to find in my drink…

  32. taro December 10, 2010 at 2:47 am #

    It’s a succulent plant called Echevaria. Also Echeveria hybrid or “barbillion”, E. gibbiflora..

  33. bluedog1121 December 10, 2010 at 12:44 pm #

    Okay, where did you find that thing? I need more information.

  34. Patty December 10, 2010 at 1:42 pm #

    It reminds me of cockscomb…or another related to that, celosia! Look at this: http://www.theflowerexpert.com/content/growingflowers/flowersandseasons/cockscomb

  35. taro December 11, 2010 at 7:17 am #

    echeveria carunculata … it’s a succulent plant!

  36. Kim December 11, 2010 at 8:22 am #

    It looks like something from “The Outer Limits” (the original version).

    By the way, I usually say “handing”.

  37. Janet December 11, 2010 at 10:02 am #

    OMG! I saw it move!



  38. James Hernandez December 12, 2010 at 10:27 pm #

    When God was handing out brains he forgot about
    Damon Lindelof and that’s why Carlton Cuse has to work twice as hard! 😛

  39. Katzenmother December 13, 2010 at 6:31 am #

    There are days I could used more brains so now I know where to get more.
    This is a weird but cool looking plant. I Googled it and found a good page that gives a good background. It is a Christmas plant with the nickname “hen and chicks”. Go to: Echeveria gibbiflora carunculata
    Take care!

  40. AnnR December 13, 2010 at 12:39 pm #

    Eweeeeu Is this in Hawaii or ??? California ???

  41. Nikki December 13, 2010 at 10:20 pm #

    I’m on team “passing” out brains. It must go back to elementary school – some teachers handed out handouts, mine always passed out passouts. But I’m pretty sure God only passed out those plant brains to Team Handout. Test bunch.

  42. Ikkin-bot December 13, 2010 at 11:17 pm #

    Why are zombie brains attacking that plant?

  43. Marta Torrejon December 14, 2010 at 5:07 pm #

    Hola! 🙂 acabo de conocerte en Madrid en el restaurante Teatriz, que llevaba 2horas esperandote hahaha eres increible sigue asi! besitoss

  44. Krickett December 15, 2010 at 12:17 pm #

    Speaking of brains, Thanks alot! I was out xmas shopping when I saw Plants vs Zombies and remembered your post on it. Bought it and now I’m a week behind in getting xmas done because I’m hooked. Damn your post!!!!

    Merry Christmas!

  45. dr mum December 15, 2010 at 3:52 pm #

    Are you doing lights at your place??
    Bet they’d be awesome . . .

  46. eB December 16, 2010 at 2:50 pm #

    Cool beans, ummm, I mean cool brains.

  47. MARTA December 19, 2010 at 6:36 am #

    Heyyy!!! I have seen that you have been in Madrid these days!!! Next time you have to tell us before!! It would have been a plaisure to see you around!!!

    Kisses from madrid!!

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