28 Dec

I can’t believe how many beard hats you can find on Etsy!

How can I possibly pick just one?

47 Responses to “Man!”

  1. Lurkertype December 28, 2010 at 10:51 pm #

    I’m pretty sure your old colleague Mr. Fox was wearing the third from the bottom in a few shows. 😉

    Please pet your little round doggie heads on my behalf.

    Thanks for making me LOL.

  2. David December 28, 2010 at 10:51 pm #

    I’d say go for the 2nd one, you’d look like a lumberjack. I also dig the “Jack’s crazy beard” one, third from the bottom.

  3. leendadll December 28, 2010 at 11:02 pm #

    I’d guess that it will pretty easy to pick just 1 when its the only one I haven’t snagged, now that I know of their existence.

  4. Melody December 28, 2010 at 11:05 pm #

    LOL I really like the mannequin in the last one. Get the really fuzzy one! Crocheting is pretty easy. You should totally design your own.

  5. Comedic Author With Rat Training Tendencies December 28, 2010 at 11:21 pm #

    looks like a reason for a party to me.

  6. kristin December 29, 2010 at 12:35 am #

    Dude! Learn to knit and you can have all you want!

  7. Janet December 29, 2010 at 12:57 am #

    Hi, Jorge. I, too, like third from bottom. I like the first one, too.

    And, I must say look at all the ladies trying to cover up that they have real beards! The last lady kinda looks like a mannequin head, doesn’t she? We know better. 😉

  8. Jules December 29, 2010 at 4:35 am #

    Wow. That has got to be the most disturbing thing I’ve seen this morning.

    That being said, I like the one with the fuzzy beard because it can fool people into thinking you have a real beard.

    Still… ewwwww…

  9. Ann December 29, 2010 at 4:42 am #

    Oh God, Jorge. Don’t pick any. Next thing you know you’ll be appearing on this website:

    Is that what you really want?… Reeeeeeally?

  10. Jeff December 29, 2010 at 4:53 am #

    If I ever decide to rob banks for a living, I’ll be sure to shop first.

  11. Sam G December 29, 2010 at 5:24 am #

    I like the one that looks like grapes. #3 is also kind of cool.

  12. Amy December 29, 2010 at 5:37 am #

    Or you can just have a fan knit you one for free! I’d be more than happy to do so!

  13. Lisa December 29, 2010 at 6:07 am #

    LOL, those are great, I thought of getting one for my 11 year old son as a joke but then thought it might go to waste since he might not see the fun in it. I have a etsy shop. I even made lost things till Disney shut me down with a cease and desist order. lol I even think they stole one of my ideas because it showed up in their shop after they shut my lost things down. Check out my etsy at and you’ll see LOST at the end of the sold section. Oh and I like the fuzzy one too !

  14. Nicole December 29, 2010 at 7:19 am #

    I have one of these! As soon as I learned of its existence, I had to have one. Got it a couple of weeks ago. Not only is it fun to wear, but it’s really warm too. Posted pics on my blog. See pics.

  15. gaila15 December 29, 2010 at 8:00 am #

    Wow. Those are quite scary. I must say I never seen anyone wear one and I hope I never do…..that being said, I like the last one.

  16. Amber December 29, 2010 at 8:53 am #

    I vote for the one that makes you look like this guy:

  17. crankypants December 29, 2010 at 9:05 am #

    I was hoping there would be a gray Mr. Friendly one!

  18. pamelalovescharlie December 29, 2010 at 9:34 am #

    Well that’s very different! I’ve never seen one of those before….in a pic or on a person…they look kinda strange and would cover up your cuteness…I vote forget the weird hat and get a scarf 🙂

  19. Jessica December 29, 2010 at 10:47 am #

    I have one from It’s well made and I like it a lot. Wore it today, actually!

  20. mrcelofan December 29, 2010 at 2:00 pm #

    Me dan un poco de miedo…

  21. Brad December 29, 2010 at 2:17 pm #

    I could find the Hurley version 😦

  22. Alison December 29, 2010 at 3:38 pm #

    I am obsessed with knitting and etsy and had not discovered this hidden gem. Unfortunately, my husband is obsessed with his beard, recently turned handlebar mustache/pornstache and I think I might need to knit him a little sumptin’ sumptin’. Thank you for sharing this!

  23. llisa December 29, 2010 at 3:44 pm #

    I LOVE the “grapes” looking one!
    Happy New Year Jorge!!!
    All the best to you, Beth and the kids 🙂

  24. Sandy December 29, 2010 at 5:42 pm #

    The last one? Just a tad frightening. lol.

  25. Margie December 29, 2010 at 6:20 pm #

    I wonder if anyone has ever committed a crime wearing one of these??!! People seem to have alot of time to do stuff like this. Have a Happy New Year, Jorge and Beth

  26. jackie December 29, 2010 at 7:49 pm #

    I love you sweety..but that’s some creepy shit.

  27. Irish Girl December 29, 2010 at 9:48 pm #

    I have GOT to send a link of this to my stepfather. He’s into crocheting and makes amazing bags and satchels. He’d love this. What a hoot!


  28. vospik December 30, 2010 at 12:18 am #

    Okay, I’ll give you a couple of reasons why you SHOULD pick just one: Umm, don’t you live in L.A. where its HOT? I’d hate to see those sunburn marks if you fell asleep with it on! Also, I wouldn’t recomment walking into a bank with one on, either! BUT, if you gotta pick one, I say the orange topped one is my favorite. Creepy but in a cute way, so whatever you do, enjoy!

  29. Pei December 30, 2010 at 8:43 am #

    Haha, if you pick one that we only can see your eyes xD..

    just kidding, please don’t mind..

  30. jules December 30, 2010 at 9:20 am #

    We have to go baaack!!!

    These are frightening.

  31. roksana December 30, 2010 at 10:57 am #

    haha ;D that’s great for cold winter time!

  32. Jessica December 30, 2010 at 11:16 am #

    do you think they make em in baby sizes….my son would rock that hat!

  33. MerryKarma December 30, 2010 at 12:43 pm #

    Um….why would you be looking for beard hats on Etsy?

    Happy New Year and Belated Merry Christmas! Hope Santa was good to you and yours.

  34. Tiffany Noélli December 30, 2010 at 5:10 pm #

    Dear Jorge… I wish for you, a year 2011 with health, peace, prosperity, love and success!! May God bless you today and always!!!!! Kiss (;

    The New Year has no sin:
    It’s so childish …
    Let’s pack it …
    Let’s all sing together
    in his crib holding hands,
    The song of eternal hope.

    (Mário Quintana)

  35. leendadll December 30, 2010 at 6:11 pm #

    just did a quick scan of your other blogs.

    fyi: You can do dining in the dark in SF, SD, and in Santa Monica (at V lounge)…

    instead of blindfolds, the room is completely blacked out… so it’s a little closer to feeling blind (because there’s nothing over your eyes and you know that, no matter what you do, you’re still not gonna see anything). a friend and I tried in when it was in Hollywood & I loved it.

  36. Anna December 30, 2010 at 9:24 pm #

    these are so funny!:D thanks for sharing this! ;D

  37. Judy Workman December 30, 2010 at 10:33 pm #

    I am an avid knitter and there is a very cool forum for people who knit/crochet/do fiber arts. You can search patterns, type in “beard” and you will find a lot of funny stuff. My favorite are the viking hats. Thanks for the fiber fun today.

  38. Sam G December 31, 2010 at 5:43 am #

    Wow! Ravelry has the cutest Santa beard and hat!

  39. tk December 31, 2010 at 7:38 am #

    I was always partial to the Jayne Cobb hat myself.

  40. jackson December 31, 2010 at 8:17 am #

    They should pick up this challenge on Project Runway . . .

  41. Laura47 December 31, 2010 at 12:38 pm #

    I’d be happy to knit you one, too, Jorge — I just knitted one recently, in fact, for another friend, so I know how easy it is, and I have a GREAT pattern. Just say the word! Heck, I’ll knit one for Beth, too, if you’d like!

  42. Becky December 31, 2010 at 1:28 pm #

    So….yeah…I need a beard hat!

  43. moon December 31, 2010 at 7:15 pm #

    Have you seen the ones that have viking horns?

  44. nirese January 1, 2011 at 7:28 pm #

    On the subject of beard “trustworthiness:”

  45. Nara January 9, 2011 at 1:07 am #

    Haha. It’s amazing what one can find on Etsy. If you haven’t been to yet (“Where DIY meets WTF”), I urge you to check it out immediately.

    Speaking of Etsy, my favorite purchase ever was a custom needle-felted mini of my friends’ dog (it was their Christmas gift):

    Cutest thing ever!

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