Archive | January, 2011

I Know Some Restaurants

23 Jan

don’t have much of a vegetarian option…But c’mon! “Ass vegetables?!”

P.S. Don’t mix the ass vegetables. It just makes it worse.

New Pants Got Crotch Loops

20 Jan

Not sure what their job is, but I recently discovered a bonus pair of loops in the crotch of my pants.

It really makes wearing a belt weird.

Thought I’d share.

Poor baby

11 Jan

does not appear to enjoy the ride home after being spayed.

Un-Official Page

10 Jan

Hey I don’t know if this is supposed to be for me:

I mean they do link my imdb page.

However I am not on myspace. (or My_______  as they seem to be now).  So that “digital cow” guy is wrong.

Unless this is his “official page,” in which case his imdb page is wrong.

My Latest Impulse Buy

6 Jan

I’ve seen it for a while and I had a little extra space in my Best Buy Rewards Certificate. So I figured I’d give this a try.

I swear this stuff looks just like the slime I used to buy from vending machines when I was little.But it doesn’t smell like it.And then I saw the number one ingredient is Diazolidinyl Urea.

UREA! Really! Is that what I smell? Or is that what the “Aroma Materials” are covering up?

I wish I could give it a good test but my keyboard is actually quite clean at the moment. (Unlike my screen.)

When Will You People Learn?

5 Jan

The Numbers Are Bad!

Enjoy your 

My “New” Tradition

2 Jan

New Years at our house is usually pretty quiet. Dinner is always Sloppy Joes and Tater Tots.

And at midnight we celebrate with the three CHs :Churros, Chocolate and Champagne.


(Or this year we went with a bottle of Cava I received as a gift.)


(Same cup by the way)

But this past New Year’s Eve night we made two batches of Joe. Because I had mine meatless.

Pip & Smidge Outtakes

1 Jan

Oops! I blinked.

Mmmm. Your foot tastes like floor.