don’t have much of a vegetarian option…But c’mon! “Ass vegetables?!”
P.S. Don’t mix the ass vegetables. It just makes it worse.
you could have the mixed ass vegetables, or the big ass vegetables, but I prefer that assless vegetables because I’m on a diet.
Don’t try the pu pu platter!
lol…good one, pu pu!
AHAHAHAHAHAAH!!! please, come in Italy! 🙂
I dare to make some corrections and some questions.
In Italy we says:
– Rigatoni AL pesto
– It’s “Linguine” not “Linguini”. Often kind of pasta are feminine so the plural ends in -e 😉
What is Alfredo pasta?
I don’t understand what mixed ass vegetables means -_-;
Again Jorge! You find the funniest stuff.
On the heels of the crotch loops.
You are on a roll……………….
Better the ass vegetables than the ass meat. 😉
HA HA I agree with Bear.
LOL. I don’t quite get it though. Are they trying to be funny and clever? Or is it a typo that I’m just not seeing? 🙂
LOL…I’m thinking “assorted.” (party pooper, huh?)
The ass veggies attach to the crotch loops, that’s how they get that way.
Y para beber…
Restaurants don’t like veggies 😦
“Mixed ass vegetables”? Sounds like kind of a shitty dinner… 😉
I’ve heard of dingleberries but I always assumed they were ass fruit?
Hahahaha! I have tears!
I wonder if they wash the ass vegetables before they put them on the plate? 🙂 Then again, would it really matter? LOL 🙂 ROFL!!!!
LOL, doesn’t anyone proofread anymore?
Ha! Love it! That made my day. Thank you.
Hey Hur…ops…Jorge. Sorry, my english is very very bad, but I love your job man. You are amazing and very crazy. Congratulations.
They just wanna make sure you know their vegetarian dish will taste like ASS … I hope you didn’t order it – please tell us you didn’t!!
Please order it and take a picture so we can see what ass vegetables look like. lol
Yes, I want to see these ass vegetables
This seems to be a common abbreviation! I once worked for a vascular assessment unit in an Australian hospital and my name tage listed me as “vascular ass”. Maybe I should have eaten some of those vegetables to be a “complete” ass!!!
Send it to failblog(.org)!! They love that kind of stuff.
That’s freakin hilarious!!! Please say it not from a restaurant in Vancouver, lol
All the best and we are looking forward to Alcatraz, can’t wait!!!
Wonder where they get them from? 😉
What a difference punctuation, or the lack thereof, makes.
Rigatoni pesto sounds really good! What did you order?
Yeah, you would think they would notice the missing hyphen.
who knows maybe ass vegetables will be the best thing you ever eat
eat it its your destiny
I wonder where they get them from?
(falling out of chair, laughing hysterically)
Us vegetarians don’t eat anything with an ass.
…Though I didn’t know it, “ass” is in fact another word for “donkey”!So,this “Vegetarian Pasta” may contain mixed vegetables “produced” from a donkey’s ass…!!!That would also explain (thoroughly) and the “mixed”!
…Either way I think it’s a-don’t-eat-it item, unless you have a kick-ass description by the waiter dude…!
Hilarious! I’m ASSuming (pun intended) that they probably meant “assorted” but forgot the period- ass.
Damn, us vegetarians always get the short end of the stick…. meh! 😛
Hah! I love that kind of stuff. I daily check a site called Engrish.com, its got a zillion of those kinds of mistakes from other countries. The best mistake I personally saw was a sign that advertised “Bananas From Bay” which was supposed to be “Bananas Flambe.”
– Change of subject, sorry — Loved seeing your picture in ENTERTAIMENT WEEKLY with Matthew Perry…so you’re up for 3 episodes….cool…DUDE
I prefer to think that this means ass(orted) vegetables
I prefer it.
You are awesome. That is all.
This gave me a much needed laugh tonight. Thanks, buddy!
I think it’s assorted. They just shortened it the wrong way, and appeared funny. Had a good laugh at that one.:-)
Read above it also mentions ‘sole in a spicy tomato’. What exactly is a sole in a spicy tomato?!
Yummy LOL. I do wish restaurants had more vegetarian dishes…
Rolling on the floor and lauging my ass off….Ud. es el maximo….veniais a Roma , Ud y Beth, donde se sirven Linguine (Lenguas pequenas), tiene Ud. aqui un gran cantidad de fans. Otro mes me llegò un colpo, yo vì un hombre igual a Ud. entre una officina mecanica vecino al Colosseo, y me hizo mucho gusto pensar di ver Ud. un dìa pr la calle, però, le prometo que no le disturberò jamas por la calle al màs le haro un sorrir, no quiero molestar Ud, que tiene poca vida privada. Debo dirle que Ud proyects un caracter publico que es lo del amigo ideal para todos, su personalidad conquista todos, y debo dirle gracias, muchas gracias por hacer su trabajo, y a regalarnos su gran umanidad, Ud. es persona maravilloso, y le auguro a Ud y a su mujer toda la felicidad posible en el mundo, yo sè que jamas podrè conoscer Ud. pero le digo gracias de todo corazon por ser lo que es Ud., jamas olvideremos Ud. Ud es un grande de la vida gracias -besos
Where do you find this stuff?
Here’s a story…about a man from Hurley: http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/event/article/id/189752/
Hope you are enjoying our liquid sunshine in Van!
Could be worse. It could have been Baalam’s Ass.
Oh my god… Why this restaurant added Chicken in a vegeterian recipe like the pasta AL pesto?
I advise you to change restaurant, it not seems really italian 😀
If in the vegeterian pasta there are ass vegetables i dare not imagine what there is in Alfredo sauce!The vomit of Regan of the Exorcist?:D
PS: I’m really glad to find you online!Your blogs are really funny!And i loved the title of one of your blogs, the one about the jack’s beard!Buahahahah! “We have to go back Kate!WE HAVE TO GO BACK!” Epic!
Is fantastic that you are a fan of Lost too, Dude! 🙂 (i usually use the term dude when i talk, like your character Hurley!But in italian we say “coso” 😀 )
I think it’s meant more like when a dude says he’s a grown ass man. Those are mixed ass vegetables.
Do they put ass vegetables in the tossed salad?
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