I Know Some Restaurants

23 Jan

don’t have much of a vegetarian option…But c’mon! “Ass vegetables?!”

P.S. Don’t mix the ass vegetables. It just makes it worse.

57 Responses to “I Know Some Restaurants”

  1. Comedic Author With Rat Training Tendencies January 23, 2011 at 11:58 pm #

    you could have the mixed ass vegetables, or the big ass vegetables, but I prefer that assless vegetables because I’m on a diet.

    • moon January 30, 2011 at 12:05 pm #

      Don’t try the pu pu platter!

      • Patty January 30, 2011 at 9:11 pm #

        lol…good one, pu pu!

  2. PrincessPeach January 24, 2011 at 1:41 am #

    AHAHAHAHAHAAH!!! please, come in Italy! 🙂

  3. Carlotta January 24, 2011 at 2:17 am #

    I dare to make some corrections and some questions.
    In Italy we says:
    – Rigatoni AL pesto
    – It’s “Linguine” not “Linguini”. Often kind of pasta are feminine so the plural ends in -e 😉
    What is Alfredo pasta?
    I don’t understand what mixed ass vegetables means -_-;


  4. Claudia January 24, 2011 at 3:09 am #

    Again Jorge! You find the funniest stuff.
    Ass Vegetables??????????????
    On the heels of the crotch loops.
    You are on a roll……………….

  5. Bear January 24, 2011 at 3:14 am #

    Better the ass vegetables than the ass meat. 😉

  6. Julienne January 24, 2011 at 4:09 am #


  7. Karen January 24, 2011 at 4:58 am #

    HA HA I agree with Bear.

  8. Aimee January 24, 2011 at 6:14 am #

    LOL. I don’t quite get it though. Are they trying to be funny and clever? Or is it a typo that I’m just not seeing? 🙂

  9. Ali M. January 24, 2011 at 7:04 am #


  10. Patty January 24, 2011 at 7:23 am #

    LOL…I’m thinking “assorted.” (party pooper, huh?)

  11. Sam G January 24, 2011 at 7:35 am #

    The ass veggies attach to the crotch loops, that’s how they get that way.

  12. mrcelofan January 24, 2011 at 7:48 am #

    Y para beber…

  13. Penny Lane January 24, 2011 at 7:48 am #


  14. Özer January 24, 2011 at 8:09 am #

    Restaurants don’t like veggies 😦

  15. Nikki January 24, 2011 at 8:09 am #

    “Mixed ass vegetables”? Sounds like kind of a shitty dinner… 😉

  16. pamelalovescharlie January 24, 2011 at 8:35 am #

    I’ve heard of dingleberries but I always assumed they were ass fruit?

    • Paisley January 24, 2011 at 6:16 pm #

      Hahahaha! I have tears!

  17. Karen January 24, 2011 at 9:20 am #

    I wonder if they wash the ass vegetables before they put them on the plate? 🙂 Then again, would it really matter? LOL 🙂 ROFL!!!!

  18. Debbie M. January 24, 2011 at 9:39 am #

    LOL, doesn’t anyone proofread anymore?

  19. Alana January 24, 2011 at 11:26 am #

    Ha! Love it! That made my day. Thank you.

  20. jackie January 24, 2011 at 11:33 am #

    sauted dingleberries?

  21. Julia January 24, 2011 at 11:58 am #


  22. Daniel Malaquias January 24, 2011 at 12:50 pm #

    Hey Hur…ops…Jorge. Sorry, my english is very very bad, but I love your job man. You are amazing and very crazy. Congratulations.

  23. Tyson Garst January 24, 2011 at 12:58 pm #

    They just wanna make sure you know their vegetarian dish will taste like ASS … I hope you didn’t order it – please tell us you didn’t!!

  24. Melody January 24, 2011 at 2:05 pm #

    Please order it and take a picture so we can see what ass vegetables look like. lol

  25. Katherine January 24, 2011 at 2:17 pm #

    Yes, I want to see these ass vegetables

  26. Francoise January 24, 2011 at 3:32 pm #

    This seems to be a common abbreviation! I once worked for a vascular assessment unit in an Australian hospital and my name tage listed me as “vascular ass”. Maybe I should have eaten some of those vegetables to be a “complete” ass!!!

  27. leendadll January 24, 2011 at 3:51 pm #

    Send it to failblog(.org)!! They love that kind of stuff.

  28. Kristina January 24, 2011 at 6:47 pm #

    That’s freakin hilarious!!! Please say it not from a restaurant in Vancouver, lol
    All the best and we are looking forward to Alcatraz, can’t wait!!!

  29. Oliverde January 24, 2011 at 7:03 pm #

    Wonder where they get them from? 😉

  30. Niki January 24, 2011 at 8:44 pm #

    What a difference punctuation, or the lack thereof, makes.

    Rigatoni pesto sounds really good! What did you order?

  31. David January 25, 2011 at 5:36 am #

    who knows maybe ass vegetables will be the best thing you ever eat
    eat it its your destiny
    I wonder where they get them from?

  32. Irish Girl January 25, 2011 at 7:17 am #
  33. Irish Girl January 25, 2011 at 7:17 am #

    (falling out of chair, laughing hysterically)

  34. Amy Peters January 25, 2011 at 7:34 am #

    Us vegetarians don’t eat anything with an ass.

  35. Jessica January 25, 2011 at 7:42 am #

    love it!

  36. Nick January 25, 2011 at 9:06 am #

    …Though I didn’t know it, “ass” is in fact another word for “donkey”!So,this “Vegetarian Pasta” may contain mixed vegetables “produced” from a donkey’s ass…!!!That would also explain (thoroughly) and the “mixed”!
    …Either way I think it’s a-don’t-eat-it item, unless you have a kick-ass description by the waiter dude…!

  37. heathaho January 25, 2011 at 10:20 am #

    Hilarious! I’m ASSuming (pun intended) that they probably meant “assorted” but forgot the period- ass.
    Damn, us vegetarians always get the short end of the stick…. meh! 😛

  38. vospik January 25, 2011 at 4:32 pm #

    Hah! I love that kind of stuff. I daily check a site called Engrish.com, its got a zillion of those kinds of mistakes from other countries. The best mistake I personally saw was a sign that advertised “Bananas From Bay” which was supposed to be “Bananas Flambe.”

  39. Catherine January 25, 2011 at 5:48 pm #

    – Change of subject, sorry — Loved seeing your picture in ENTERTAIMENT WEEKLY with Matthew Perry…so you’re up for 3 episodes….cool…DUDE

  40. master January 26, 2011 at 11:26 am #

    I prefer to think that this means ass(orted) vegetables
    I prefer it.

  41. Bethany January 26, 2011 at 12:21 pm #

    You are awesome. That is all.

  42. jacksonzombie January 26, 2011 at 5:03 pm #

    This gave me a much needed laugh tonight. Thanks, buddy!

  43. Edie Mindell January 27, 2011 at 3:28 am #

    I think it’s assorted. They just shortened it the wrong way, and appeared funny. Had a good laugh at that one.:-)

  44. Bull January 27, 2011 at 7:09 pm #


    Read above it also mentions ‘sole in a spicy tomato’. What exactly is a sole in a spicy tomato?!

  45. Heather January 27, 2011 at 8:30 pm #

    Yummy LOL. I do wish restaurants had more vegetarian dishes…

  46. MaryThereseBurns January 28, 2011 at 8:45 am #

    Rolling on the floor and lauging my ass off….Ud. es el maximo….veniais a Roma , Ud y Beth, donde se sirven Linguine (Lenguas pequenas), tiene Ud. aqui un gran cantidad de fans. Otro mes me llegò un colpo, yo vì un hombre igual a Ud. entre una officina mecanica vecino al Colosseo, y me hizo mucho gusto pensar di ver Ud. un dìa pr la calle, però, le prometo que no le disturberò jamas por la calle al màs le haro un sorrir, no quiero molestar Ud, que tiene poca vida privada. Debo dirle que Ud proyects un caracter publico que es lo del amigo ideal para todos, su personalidad conquista todos, y debo dirle gracias, muchas gracias por hacer su trabajo, y a regalarnos su gran umanidad, Ud. es persona maravilloso, y le auguro a Ud y a su mujer toda la felicidad posible en el mundo, yo sè que jamas podrè conoscer Ud. pero le digo gracias de todo corazon por ser lo que es Ud., jamas olvideremos Ud. Ud es un grande de la vida gracias -besos

  47. MerryKarma January 28, 2011 at 1:48 pm #


    Where do you find this stuff?

  48. Jeff January 28, 2011 at 3:13 pm #

    Here’s a story…about a man from Hurley: http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/event/article/id/189752/

  49. Shaw January 29, 2011 at 1:54 am #

    Hope you are enjoying our liquid sunshine in Van!

  50. James Hernandez January 29, 2011 at 6:44 pm #

    Could be worse. It could have been Baalam’s Ass.

  51. Alessia January 30, 2011 at 2:03 pm #

    Oh my god… Why this restaurant added Chicken in a vegeterian recipe like the pasta AL pesto?
    I advise you to change restaurant, it not seems really italian 😀
    If in the vegeterian pasta there are ass vegetables i dare not imagine what there is in Alfredo sauce!The vomit of Regan of the Exorcist?:D

    PS: I’m really glad to find you online!Your blogs are really funny!And i loved the title of one of your blogs, the one about the jack’s beard!Buahahahah! “We have to go back Kate!WE HAVE TO GO BACK!” Epic!
    Is fantastic that you are a fan of Lost too, Dude! 🙂 (i usually use the term dude when i talk, like your character Hurley!But in italian we say “coso” 😀 )


  52. John February 1, 2011 at 9:34 pm #

    I think it’s meant more like when a dude says he’s a grown ass man. Those are mixed ass vegetables.

  53. Russel April 20, 2011 at 2:44 pm #

    Do they put ass vegetables in the tossed salad?

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