In all honesty– it looks like Barbie and Ken had a snot fight.
Las gemelas del hotel de “El Resplandor” han estado jugando con tizas…
I don’t wanna know! 😛
Oh my hell!! That’s disgusting!!
Got a black light and luminol? You can play CSI there (but yes, highlu disturbing)
Oh my LORD, the one right on the fabric! I am going to pretend that’s toothpaste.
I third that.
I just had flashbacks to a few nights ago when I had to go for a sleep apnea test. They put all these wires in my hair and on my face using this white, pasty gunk. After removing the wires the next morning, I was told to go wash the gunk off of my face and hair. Looking in the mirror, my face had stains similar to these all over it. I got it off quickly, I didn’t want my wife taking a picture and sending it to my friends. They’re all perverts, and there’s no doubt what they would say it looked like I’d been doing.
Paint ball fight?
GROSS…GROSS…GROSS…I am not even gonna try and guess what they could be…it will get my gag reflex going and it’s almost dinnertime. Just wondering…does Beth like to play the stain game or is she easily grossed out like I am 🙂
While checking for stains in a hotel room, don’t forget to check for bedbugs too.
I prefer the stains that are only visible under the special CSI lights – you know they’re there, but you don’t have to think about them.
The first one looks innocent enough but the second one looks HIGHLY suspicious. Whatever you do, don’t put your mouth on it.
Oh right there on the linen, too. Gross.
Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.
Invisible creepy-crawlies on my skin…
Bathe VERY well.
No no no. It’s not what you think. Imagine pudding, or bird poop or or… ice cream. Yeah that’s it. It’s only ice cream.
I think in Texas those would be referred to as pecker tracks.
just to get sure: you took the pictures BEFORE or AFTER using the room? 😉
Ignorance is bliss. I DON’T want to know!!!
I think you got the Peter North suite… Not that it’s a good thing…
Gaggity Gag Gag!
It think you got the “enviro-suit” required suite. Don’t forget to check out the decontamination pool and hot-zone tub.
Why on earth are you staying at such seedy motels??
@Ann – I don’t know if the “seedy motel” pun was intentional or not, but it was perfect.
eeeeeeeewwwww. It wasn’t intended but I get your drift.
seems chalk or bird poop, i do not know, but you slept in this room? that fear! Jorge que miedo, esto es un caso CSI !! have a nice week jorge and beth!!
ewww..I have nothing else to say…
There´s something about Mary…;)
If you found this in MY hotel, I would be utterly mortified. I would immediately apologize, move you to a new room, and comp your drinks and meals. And I’d be calling Housekeeping on the carpet. This is inexcusable.
How do you call Housekeeping on the carpet? Wouldn’t calling them on the phone work better?
I saw a disturbing report that talked about all the creepy “STUFF” on the TV remote in a hotel.
It said more germs than the toilet!(including… bodyshudder… feces… ICK!)
I’ll never use one without a baggy as a condom again!
You and Beth should invest in one of those portable (bring to hotel rooms) ultraviolet lights. LOL
What I really meant to say is, “Eww!”
back in high school I helped with a barcoding project at the local public library. which, being in downtown, has a rather high male homeless population hanging out there during the day. I found some interesting white ‘stains’ on some of the books. Especially in the art section.
I find that four pairs of latex gloves leads to some rather bad hand sweating but two just doesn’t feel like enough. Making 3 the magic number (which I should have remember from Schoolhouse Rock)
Ugh, so nasty.
Why don’t you ask http://theblarg.wordpress.com/2011/03/07/this-guy-is-a-stain-expert/
In my house, with 3 parrots it would be bird poop…what a relief!
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