And Now It’s Time For: Holy Crap! What the Hell is That!

27 Mar

The Scary Hotel Stain Game!

40 Responses to “And Now It’s Time For: Holy Crap! What the Hell is That!”

  1. Comedic Author With Rat Training Tendencies March 27, 2011 at 12:37 pm #

    In all honesty– it looks like Barbie and Ken had a snot fight.

  2. mrcelofan March 27, 2011 at 12:38 pm #

    Las gemelas del hotel de “El Resplandor” han estado jugando con tizas…

  3. Ali M March 27, 2011 at 12:39 pm #

    HIGHLY. Disturbing.

  4. PrincessPeach March 27, 2011 at 12:39 pm #

    I don’t wanna know! 😛

  5. ChiTown Girl March 27, 2011 at 1:14 pm #

    Oh my hell!! That’s disgusting!!

  6. Özer March 27, 2011 at 1:28 pm #

    Got a black light and luminol? You can play CSI there (but yes, highlu disturbing)

  7. LSE March 27, 2011 at 3:00 pm #

    Oh my LORD, the one right on the fabric! I am going to pretend that’s toothpaste.

    • eB March 28, 2011 at 5:59 am #

      Me, too.

    • coffeegod March 28, 2011 at 3:49 pm #

      I third that.

  8. David March 27, 2011 at 3:36 pm #

    I just had flashbacks to a few nights ago when I had to go for a sleep apnea test. They put all these wires in my hair and on my face using this white, pasty gunk. After removing the wires the next morning, I was told to go wash the gunk off of my face and hair. Looking in the mirror, my face had stains similar to these all over it. I got it off quickly, I didn’t want my wife taking a picture and sending it to my friends. They’re all perverts, and there’s no doubt what they would say it looked like I’d been doing.

  9. Z March 27, 2011 at 4:01 pm #

    Paint ball fight?

  10. pamelalovescharlie March 27, 2011 at 4:28 pm #

    GROSS…GROSS…GROSS…I am not even gonna try and guess what they could be…it will get my gag reflex going and it’s almost dinnertime. Just wondering…does Beth like to play the stain game or is she easily grossed out like I am 🙂

  11. Jeff March 27, 2011 at 4:58 pm #

    While checking for stains in a hotel room, don’t forget to check for bedbugs too.

  12. jacksonzombie March 27, 2011 at 5:11 pm #

    I prefer the stains that are only visible under the special CSI lights – you know they’re there, but you don’t have to think about them.

  13. Anna March 27, 2011 at 5:46 pm #

    Bird poop.

  14. Chaely March 27, 2011 at 6:45 pm #

    The first one looks innocent enough but the second one looks HIGHLY suspicious. Whatever you do, don’t put your mouth on it.

  15. Tena Lynn March 27, 2011 at 6:46 pm #

    Oh right there on the linen, too. Gross.

  16. Abby March 27, 2011 at 7:27 pm #

    Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.

    Invisible creepy-crawlies on my skin…

    Bathe VERY well.

  17. Chris March 27, 2011 at 8:33 pm #

    No no no. It’s not what you think. Imagine pudding, or bird poop or or… ice cream. Yeah that’s it. It’s only ice cream.

  18. jackie March 27, 2011 at 10:02 pm #

    I think in Texas those would be referred to as pecker tracks.

  19. J March 28, 2011 at 12:14 am #

    just to get sure: you took the pictures BEFORE or AFTER using the room? 😉

  20. Claudia March 28, 2011 at 1:31 am #

    Ignorance is bliss. I DON’T want to know!!!

  21. Brad March 28, 2011 at 3:11 am #

    I think you got the Peter North suite… Not that it’s a good thing…

  22. Becky @TheVioletFig March 28, 2011 at 3:17 am #

    Gaggity Gag Gag!

  23. Carl March 28, 2011 at 3:36 am #

    It think you got the “enviro-suit” required suite. Don’t forget to check out the decontamination pool and hot-zone tub.

  24. Ann March 28, 2011 at 4:35 am #

    Why on earth are you staying at such seedy motels??

    • David March 28, 2011 at 4:51 am #

      @Ann – I don’t know if the “seedy motel” pun was intentional or not, but it was perfect.

      • Ann March 28, 2011 at 1:04 pm #

        eeeeeeeewwwww. It wasn’t intended but I get your drift.

  25. MARTA March 28, 2011 at 5:00 am #

    seems chalk or bird poop, i do not know, but you slept in this room? that fear! Jorge que miedo, esto es un caso CSI !! have a nice week jorge and beth!!

  26. April March 28, 2011 at 5:06 am #

    ewww..I have nothing else to say…

  27. Jessica March 28, 2011 at 5:48 am #

    eeeewwww….so nasty!

  28. Marta March 28, 2011 at 6:23 am #

    There´s something about Mary…;)

  29. Irish Girl March 28, 2011 at 7:09 am #

    If you found this in MY hotel, I would be utterly mortified. I would immediately apologize, move you to a new room, and comp your drinks and meals. And I’d be calling Housekeeping on the carpet. This is inexcusable.

    • Ann March 28, 2011 at 1:06 pm #

      How do you call Housekeeping on the carpet? Wouldn’t calling them on the phone work better?

  30. llisa March 28, 2011 at 1:24 pm #

    I saw a disturbing report that talked about all the creepy “STUFF” on the TV remote in a hotel.
    It said more germs than the toilet!(including… bodyshudder… feces… ICK!)
    I’ll never use one without a baggy as a condom again!

  31. Janet March 28, 2011 at 2:11 pm #

    You and Beth should invest in one of those portable (bring to hotel rooms) ultraviolet lights. LOL

    What I really meant to say is, “Eww!”

  32. Lucas March 28, 2011 at 7:35 pm #

    back in high school I helped with a barcoding project at the local public library. which, being in downtown, has a rather high male homeless population hanging out there during the day. I found some interesting white ‘stains’ on some of the books. Especially in the art section.

    I find that four pairs of latex gloves leads to some rather bad hand sweating but two just doesn’t feel like enough. Making 3 the magic number (which I should have remember from Schoolhouse Rock)

  33. Arthur March 29, 2011 at 12:12 pm #

    Ugh, so nasty.

  34. mistinator March 29, 2011 at 3:09 pm #

    Why don’t you ask

  35. Pam March 29, 2011 at 8:05 pm #

    In my house, with 3 parrots it would be bird poop…what a relief!

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