This is my receipt

9 Nov

from when I purchased fake dog poop the other day.

The first  thing you may notice is that I sprung for the “deluxe” model. (The only one they had.)

And here it is:

You’d think “deluxe” would be a little more… substantial.

You may have also noticed that I actually bought two of these deluxe… twos. 

Not much more impressive.

However since then I’ve learned that the “deluxe” apparently refers to all of the fun that is stored inside.

25 Responses to “This is my receipt”

  1. Shaw November 9, 2011 at 12:59 pm #

    What you going to doo with the poo?

  2. JL Pagano November 9, 2011 at 1:01 pm #

    Only question is….which is No1 and which is No2? Arf arf.

  3. jeannie cave November 9, 2011 at 1:06 pm #

    So your a party-pooper??

  4. Pkitass November 9, 2011 at 1:10 pm #

    It was Chi poop that’s why it’s that small 🙂

  5. MM November 9, 2011 at 1:12 pm #

    Lol they must have really small dogs in Canada.

  6. Debbie M. November 9, 2011 at 1:15 pm #

    If they sold doo categorized by dog breed, it seems you bought the small breed doo 🙂

  7. Debbie Nelson Johnson November 9, 2011 at 1:23 pm #

    Party on!

  8. Uncle Walts Niece November 9, 2011 at 1:39 pm #

    Isn’t that actually Pip and Smidge-sized ??

  9. Suzie Q. Wacvet November 9, 2011 at 2:13 pm #

    The important thing is, what did you do with it? And was Bethany appropriately grossed out?!!

  10. Lisa November 9, 2011 at 2:20 pm #

    I…..LOVE…..IT!!! I noticed the word “Deluxe” right away!! I have such an appreciation for this type of humor. Sadly, my boyfriend does not share in the merriment. I swear I’ll laugh at this stuff when I’m 80!

  11. gaila15 November 9, 2011 at 2:36 pm #

    I don’t understand why you want fake poo. Isn’t the real stuff enough?

  12. Donna Siano November 9, 2011 at 2:44 pm #

    You are so funny!! Now how do they make the poop? Do they use the real thing as a mold? Thanks for always making me laugh.

  13. Jeff November 9, 2011 at 3:51 pm #

    Here’s a tip: wet the fake poop down before placing it on the floor. It looks more authentic.

  14. Jeff November 9, 2011 at 3:55 pm #

    I forgot to ask: did the fake poop come with a disclaimer?

  15. crankypants November 9, 2011 at 4:21 pm #

    If there was salt on it it would look like a poo pretzel!

  16. pamelalovescharlie November 9, 2011 at 4:58 pm #

    LOL…you don’t have enough of the real stuff with those two little pups??? It’s a good thing you went with the deluxe version or you may have ended up with “raisins” 😀

  17. sharon zimmer November 9, 2011 at 7:32 pm #

    now I have to take back your Christmas present…..great……

  18. Claudia November 10, 2011 at 2:37 am #

    OMG and WHAT are you going to do with this?
    Are you punking Beth?
    Oh, you have got to tell us what you do with your “deluxe” poop!

    • Jorge Garcia November 10, 2011 at 11:52 pm #

      Yes it was to punk Beth because she went out of town for a few days. I wanted like a dozen poos to put all over the house but I only found two. So I put one on the couch and one on the bed knowing she’d find one of them. But we’ve also noticed that even tho we know there’s fake poo in the house, we still get fooled for a second when we see it.

  19. lostsailors November 10, 2011 at 5:22 am #

    El oh el omg, this is probably the great po(o)st in the history of all time. I hope this deluxe item is put to excellent use!

  20. ameyfm November 10, 2011 at 10:31 am #

    ha ha. I love the “deluxe” poo. Ever since I can remember, my dad has collected fake poo. He has quite a collection, and some of them are really, really gross. I think he keeps them in his sock drawer.

  21. Jeff November 10, 2011 at 11:26 am #

    A twelve per-cent sales tax rate? Wow!

  22. Jodie November 10, 2011 at 11:29 am #

    My son left fake poo in his grammas back car seat. On her way to church her passenger said, Oh Ruth…your dog had an accident. She picked it up with a paper towel and then knew she had been punked. Of course, it was the talk of church that day.

    • hayleyscomett November 10, 2011 at 12:14 pm #

      LOL, love it! Must get some and put on my mom’s dining room floor on Thanksgiving day!!

  23. thatcreativedude November 14, 2011 at 7:00 am #

    The key to fake poo is to have a lot and make it look different 😀

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