from when I purchased fake dog poop the other day.
The first thing you may notice is that I sprung for the “deluxe” model. (The only one they had.)
And here it is:
You’d think “deluxe” would be a little more… substantial.
You may have also noticed that I actually bought two of these deluxe… twos.
Not much more impressive.
However since then I’ve learned that the “deluxe” apparently refers to all of the fun that is stored inside.
Further Dispatches 
What you going to doo with the poo?
Only question is….which is No1 and which is No2? Arf arf.
So your a party-pooper??
It was Chi poop that’s why it’s that small 🙂
Lol they must have really small dogs in Canada.
If they sold doo categorized by dog breed, it seems you bought the small breed doo 🙂
Party on!
Isn’t that actually Pip and Smidge-sized ??
The important thing is, what did you do with it? And was Bethany appropriately grossed out?!!
I…..LOVE…..IT!!! I noticed the word “Deluxe” right away!! I have such an appreciation for this type of humor. Sadly, my boyfriend does not share in the merriment. I swear I’ll laugh at this stuff when I’m 80!
I don’t understand why you want fake poo. Isn’t the real stuff enough?
You are so funny!! Now how do they make the poop? Do they use the real thing as a mold? Thanks for always making me laugh.
Here’s a tip: wet the fake poop down before placing it on the floor. It looks more authentic.
I forgot to ask: did the fake poop come with a disclaimer?
If there was salt on it it would look like a poo pretzel!
LOL…you don’t have enough of the real stuff with those two little pups??? It’s a good thing you went with the deluxe version or you may have ended up with “raisins” 😀
now I have to take back your Christmas present…..great……
OMG and WHAT are you going to do with this?
Are you punking Beth?
Oh, you have got to tell us what you do with your “deluxe” poop!
Yes it was to punk Beth because she went out of town for a few days. I wanted like a dozen poos to put all over the house but I only found two. So I put one on the couch and one on the bed knowing she’d find one of them. But we’ve also noticed that even tho we know there’s fake poo in the house, we still get fooled for a second when we see it.
El oh el omg, this is probably the great po(o)st in the history of all time. I hope this deluxe item is put to excellent use!
ha ha. I love the “deluxe” poo. Ever since I can remember, my dad has collected fake poo. He has quite a collection, and some of them are really, really gross. I think he keeps them in his sock drawer.
A twelve per-cent sales tax rate? Wow!
My son left fake poo in his grammas back car seat. On her way to church her passenger said, Oh Ruth…your dog had an accident. She picked it up with a paper towel and then knew she had been punked. Of course, it was the talk of church that day.
LOL, love it! Must get some and put on my mom’s dining room floor on Thanksgiving day!!
The key to fake poo is to have a lot and make it look different 😀