I’m not a fan of traditional romantic cliches. And I have a girlfriend that is really fun to scare. Which makes me an a-hole. (Beth agrees.)
Case in point: The fogged up window in the shower.
So I respond with:
Now Beth knows this is a joke. I mean, it’s a quote from a TV show we had just watched the night before.
She is not happy. She doesn’t appreciate the joke.
Then Beth writes: Or something like it. I don’t think she uses the letter “u” she’s more of “ya” gal.
This time I respond with:I guess I’ve been watching a lot of American Horror Story lately.
And again she’s not happy.
She points out that she only writes “nice” things to ME.
So then one day I decide to appease to her schmaltzy needs.
But then she comes into the bathroom and she catches me doing it. And then that mischievous imp comes up again. And I figure she caught me. She read the “nice” note already so I let her catch me writing this.
Again not funny.
Meanwhile I’m rolling on the floor.
(And sleeping on the couch.)