Whenever you get a new dictionary, the first thing you look up is “fart?”
I just showed Beth the dictionary on her computer and sure enough that’s exactly what she typed in.
And I can’t tell you how many times I turned to the “fart” entry to decide between two different dictionaries while in a store.
So after we learned what a fart was again we went on to other vulgarities not listed in the dictionary, although we did try numerous letter combinations in case we were spelling it wrong. Eventually we ended up finding what we were looking for on Wikipedia.
And as a bonus learned a new word: “vart”.