Swallowing the condoms.
Or getting the timing right.
Thank you! 🙂
( Some of these I just post for me.)
haunting mental image 😛
My husband always had me wear a big coat stuffed with popcorn in Ziplocs and pretend I was pregnant. It looked really stupid in July and August though to be wearing a coat. What do you think?
That is hilarious! (and a bit gross!)
Jorge, FTW!! 😀
Not going to lie… I thought about the mechanics of this statement probably a little longer than I should have.
hehe…too funny! i totally agree its all about being stealth with a big bag or purse to hide stuff in… 🙂
Oh your funny!!! So what did you guys see? You never said. Oh and what did you eat while watching the movie?
I’m so glad there’s no photo for this entry 🙂
I’m trying (not) to imagine the logistics of retrieving & cleaning. I mean either you have to sneak the retrieved food into the theater from the restroom, or… uh… cause an evacuation in the theater.
Lol, now that’s some serious snack smuggling, but what happens if they burst in your stomach, do you get super hyper? 🙂
You are a rip and a half!!!!
Thanks for the giggles……………
hahahahahha you’re amazing!! que grande eres!!!!
Question is…..what movie snack would be worth all that?????? nasty!
LOL – we use big purses and jackets or coats with lots of pockets!
We bring purse wine.
Oh, my…tryin’ your stand up on us, huh? 😀
Just don an usher uniform when the house lights go down. Then go around and confiscate the stuff that other people sneak in.
I’m lucky enough to live in Texas, home of the incredible Alamo Drafthouse theaters. You can watch a movie while eating high quality food and drinking your choice of excellent beers. Best of all, no one under 18 allowed unless accompanied by an adult.
well fucking thanks…I just spit green chili turkey tamale all over my screen
oh by the way, I’m pretty sure you don’t read any of the comments here so I pretty much say what ever I want..it’s pretty fun.
The only time I tried to smuggle a coke into the show I got caught…..
El oh el, omg. I remember once trying to sneak an ice cream cone into a theatre. Harder than graduate school, I’ll tell you what.
OMG. I never thought I would say that I hope I never sit next to you in a movie theater.
Oh you are wonderful.
An awesome tracking shot: http://www.wimp.com/wherecamera/
LOL LOL LOL I never smuggle food in because movie popcorn is the best!
Hah, that’s awesome!!
You’re not supposed to *swallow* the condoms. 😉
This is the knowledge that separates drug mules who survive and the ones who die because the condoms broke in their stomachs. Eeek.
Nice spread in the latest issue of TV Guide.
LOL… I smuggled Rolos into the theater yesterday, but just in my purse… for guys I can imagine it’s more difficult. 😛
grab a six pack of beer, and 6 old tube socks. place a beer in each sock and place the beer-socks into a large “hobo” style purse. once you and your friends are in the theatre, take out a beer sock. use the slack at the end of the sock to grin the cap, and silence the sound as you open your beer. roll the sock down to become a snuggly beer cozy. once you have consumed your smuggled in beer, unroll the sock (with the bottle still inside) and tie the end to catch drips. drop the bottle back in the purse and marvel at your mischief.
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