I can’t decide what’s harder about smuggling food into a movie theater…

5 Jan

Swallowing the condoms.

Or getting the timing right.




Thank you! πŸ™‚

( Some of these I just post for me.)

35 Responses to “I can’t decide what’s harder about smuggling food into a movie theater…”

  1. uhohmomma January 5, 2012 at 7:29 pm #

    haunting mental image πŸ˜›

    • christinehanley January 16, 2012 at 12:47 pm #

      My husband always had me wear a big coat stuffed with popcorn in Ziplocs and pretend I was pregnant. It looked really stupid in July and August though to be wearing a coat. What do you think?

  2. Tammie January 5, 2012 at 7:55 pm #

    That is hilarious! (and a bit gross!)

  3. Jennifer January 5, 2012 at 8:40 pm #

    Jorge, FTW!! πŸ˜€

  4. Melanie January 5, 2012 at 8:42 pm #

    Haha! Awesome

  5. Moon January 5, 2012 at 8:59 pm #

    Not going to lie… I thought about the mechanics of this statement probably a little longer than I should have.

  6. jennY January 5, 2012 at 9:06 pm #

    hehe…too funny! i totally agree its all about being stealth with a big bag or purse to hide stuff in… πŸ™‚

  7. Donna Siano January 5, 2012 at 10:23 pm #

    Oh your funny!!! So what did you guys see? You never said. Oh and what did you eat while watching the movie?

  8. Jennie January 5, 2012 at 10:38 pm #

    I’m so glad there’s no photo for this entry πŸ™‚

  9. Joe Blow January 5, 2012 at 10:56 pm #

    I’m trying (not) to imagine the logistics of retrieving & cleaning. I mean either you have to sneak the retrieved food into the theater from the restroom, or… uh… cause an evacuation in the theater.

  10. MM January 6, 2012 at 2:21 am #

    Lol, now that’s some serious snack smuggling, but what happens if they burst in your stomach, do you get super hyper? πŸ™‚

  11. Claudia January 6, 2012 at 2:25 am #

    You are a rip and a half!!!!
    Thanks for the giggles……………

  12. MARTA(BcN) January 6, 2012 at 3:05 am #

    hahahahahha you’re amazing!! que grande eres!!!!

  13. Jessica January 6, 2012 at 6:44 am #

    Question is…..what movie snack would be worth all that?????? nasty!

  14. hayleyscomett January 6, 2012 at 7:58 am #

    LOL – we use big purses and jackets or coats with lots of pockets!

  15. Sam Grant January 6, 2012 at 8:59 am #

    We bring purse wine.

  16. Patty January 6, 2012 at 9:23 am #

    Oh, my…tryin’ your stand up on us, huh? πŸ˜€

  17. Jeff January 6, 2012 at 11:58 am #

    Just don an usher uniform when the house lights go down. Then go around and confiscate the stuff that other people sneak in.

  18. Brad January 6, 2012 at 12:00 pm #

    I’m lucky enough to live in Texas, home of the incredible Alamo Drafthouse theaters. You can watch a movie while eating high quality food and drinking your choice of excellent beers. Best of all, no one under 18 allowed unless accompanied by an adult.

  19. Debbie January 6, 2012 at 1:28 pm #


  20. Jackie Denney January 6, 2012 at 4:22 pm #

    well fucking thanks…I just spit green chili turkey tamale all over my screen

  21. Jackie Denney January 6, 2012 at 4:23 pm #

    oh by the way, I’m pretty sure you don’t read any of the comments here so I pretty much say what ever I want..it’s pretty fun.

  22. Sharon January 6, 2012 at 4:29 pm #

    The only time I tried to smuggle a coke into the show I got caught…..

  23. lostsailors January 6, 2012 at 4:48 pm #

    El oh el, omg. I remember once trying to sneak an ice cream cone into a theatre. Harder than graduate school, I’ll tell you what.

  24. Jules January 6, 2012 at 8:02 pm #

    OMG. I never thought I would say that I hope I never sit next to you in a movie theater.

  25. Katherine January 8, 2012 at 3:59 am #

    Oh you are wonderful.

  26. Jeff January 9, 2012 at 9:11 am #

    An awesome tracking shot: http://www.wimp.com/wherecamera/

  27. Lynn January 9, 2012 at 8:57 pm #

    LOL LOL LOL I never smuggle food in because movie popcorn is the best!

  28. Randy January 11, 2012 at 1:51 am #

    that’s hilarious.

  29. Leslie Matteson January 11, 2012 at 12:41 pm #

    Hah, that’s awesome!!

  30. Bear January 12, 2012 at 2:33 am #

    You’re not supposed to *swallow* the condoms. πŸ˜‰

    This is the knowledge that separates drug mules who survive and the ones who die because the condoms broke in their stomachs. Eeek.

  31. Jeff January 12, 2012 at 7:40 am #

    Nice spread in the latest issue of TV Guide.

  32. Becky January 12, 2012 at 1:46 pm #

    LOL… I smuggled Rolos into the theater yesterday, but just in my purse… for guys I can imagine it’s more difficult. πŸ˜›

  33. midwestvaygun January 22, 2012 at 2:50 pm #

    grab a six pack of beer, and 6 old tube socks. place a beer in each sock and place the beer-socks into a large “hobo” style purse. once you and your friends are in the theatre, take out a beer sock. use the slack at the end of the sock to grin the cap, and silence the sound as you open your beer. roll the sock down to become a snuggly beer cozy. once you have consumed your smuggled in beer, unroll the sock (with the bottle still inside) and tie the end to catch drips. drop the bottle back in the purse and marvel at your mischief.

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