I need to drink more water

14 Feb

So I’m taking this to work today.

Not to drink but as a reminder.


(that was stupid)

P.S. I just re-read this post and it sounds pretty gross. So for the record, that was tea. I just thought it looked so much like when your pee smells like sugar smacks, I took a picture of it.

42 Responses to “I need to drink more water”

  1. Ranch February 14, 2012 at 10:30 am #

    What is that?

  2. toby February 14, 2012 at 10:50 am #

    but funny, and probably effective 🙂

  3. Freightguy February 14, 2012 at 10:58 am #

    Trucker Bomb??

  4. uh oh momma! February 14, 2012 at 11:01 am #

    i am speechless. 😛

    did you know that if you are properly hydrated you should pee clear?

    hope you start peeing clear.

  5. jennY February 14, 2012 at 11:08 am #

    hehe… tooo funny! i saw that and just chugged my water as well mine is roughly teh same color!

  6. Jessica February 14, 2012 at 11:51 am #

    what kinda water do they have in Canada….cuz it looks rusty!

  7. Jeff February 14, 2012 at 11:59 am #

    Was that squeezed out of the Little Caesar costume?

  8. bullion February 14, 2012 at 11:59 am #

    Maybe the water time-travelled from 1963 Alcatraz. It sure looks like it!

  9. MARTA(bcn) February 14, 2012 at 12:00 pm #

    La bebdia mas sana el agua jeje lo de tu botella es de confianza?? Lol un saludo!! I love your funny post

  10. Tammie February 14, 2012 at 12:15 pm #

    Dude, is that urine? I need to drink more water too, but I prefer Dr. Pepper.

  11. John Alexander February 14, 2012 at 12:51 pm #


  12. MM February 14, 2012 at 1:06 pm #

    Lol, it looks like you needed pee in a traffic jam and had a bottle handy, at least you’re not Bear Grylls who does drink his own :S

  13. Donna Siano February 14, 2012 at 1:08 pm #

    You are so funny!!! So what is in the water bottle? I hope its not ___.

  14. John Jolliff February 14, 2012 at 1:57 pm #

    Holy batman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. John Jolliff February 14, 2012 at 1:58 pm #

    Holy Batman!!! You actually gonna drink that now? laughing my butt off

  16. Jessica Pierce February 14, 2012 at 2:43 pm #

    I wouldn’t want you to miss this Lost-themed valentine… I think it’s pretty perfect.


  17. Jessica Pierce February 14, 2012 at 2:48 pm #

    Whoops, sorry, here’s a more direct link, and the artist’s name is Alexandria Neonakis:


  18. KiWi February 14, 2012 at 3:25 pm #

    I’ll never be able to eat Sugar Smacks again…

  19. ratmando February 14, 2012 at 4:28 pm #

    Okay, I don’t think I’ve had pee that smelled of sugar smaks, but definitely of a coffee shop. yowza

  20. Jorge's Groupies February 14, 2012 at 5:04 pm #


    Okay, Jorge, you need your family back.

    Happy Valentines Day to you, Beth, and the fur babies. (And to everyone else on here).

    I’m going to be a little long winded. Years ago when I was a teen, our local rock and roll station hosted a contest for best story of the week. Now I don’t know if this was true or if the lady just really wanted the prize, but here it goes.

    She was going in for some sort of exam and the doctor ordered her to fast and bring in a urine sample when she came the next morning. She was looking around for some sort of container to put her urine in, like an old pill bottle, mason jar, etc., but she couldn’t find anything. All she had was a fifth of whisky that was almost gone, so she poured it out, washed it out, and rinsed it several times, and did her business and got it into the whisky bottle. She didn’t want to show up to the doctor’s office with a whisky bottle, so she put it in one of her kid’s brown lunch sacks. She went out and got in her car, noticed that she needed gas, and in a hurry to get to her appointment on time she left it on the seat while she ran in to pay the attendant for the gas. Lo and behold there came a hobo down the street. He noticed the “booze” on her front seat and took off with it. She walked out and saw him. She called out, “Hey, you, that’s…” but he was already down the street. In her embarrassment she couldn’t keep yelling out what she wanted to say. She got to the doctor’s and told him what happened. He had a good chuckle over that and they figured the hobo was in for a surprise. I wonder what he thought of his “booze.”

    Anyway, just a note to tell you, Alcatraz is getting more mysterious. The whole family loves this show and we thank you for being part of it, Jorge. Have a great day.

  21. uh oh momma! February 14, 2012 at 5:36 pm #

    when does your pee smell like sugar smacks? and why are you smelling your pee?

    this is probably the weirdest valentine’s post ever. 😛

  22. Noemi February 14, 2012 at 5:48 pm #

    Jorge this is way to funny, I am exhausted so it actually took me a couple of times reading before I realized what was really going on here 🙂 Anyhow I hope that you have the best day that you could possibly have without your love ones near , and just a quick note to say loving Alcatraz and all the mysteries surrounding it…NOW hurry up and finish this project and get back to the island..
    Desde South Florida

  23. Jules February 14, 2012 at 5:59 pm #

    I’ll be watching Alcatraz closely to see you doing the pee pee dance from all the water you’ll be drinking.

    Happy Valentine’s Day!

    • Jorge's Groupies February 14, 2012 at 6:52 pm #

      Yeah, now we know why Alcatraz is an island. LOL!

  24. KathyinMN February 14, 2012 at 6:00 pm #

    Seriously LOLing-every once in a while my pee does smell like sugar smacks. And when I tell hubby he looks at me like I’m mental. Nope-Jorge knows! Thanks for the laugh.

  25. Gia February 14, 2012 at 6:35 pm #

    Um when your pee smells like sugar smacks doesn’t that mean you have diabetes? That would be bad.

  26. Jorge's Groupies February 14, 2012 at 6:54 pm #

    Not to be gross, but how about the smell of asparagus pee?

  27. Jeff February 14, 2012 at 8:44 pm #

    “Drink this, and you’ll be like me.”

  28. Miss Scarlett February 14, 2012 at 9:32 pm #

    Totally gross! But I’m still laughing.

  29. Jorge's Groupies February 14, 2012 at 10:00 pm #

    Just found this. A really heart warming story for Valentines.


  30. Jackie Denney February 15, 2012 at 12:06 am #

    you’d never make it in Texas..our tea is strong like coffee..and you have to ask for ‘sweet tea or regular tea.’..

  31. twoaz1 February 15, 2012 at 1:39 am #

    WTH do you consume to make your pee smell like Sugar Smacks? Then again what do I eat to make mine occasionally smell like ham? It’s not ham. I hate ham.

    You continue to spiral (cut) my brain into deep reflection, Jorge. Ham? Sugar Smacks? Maybe combine them for a rip off of Honey Baked! Boom! (and yuck)

  32. Claudia February 15, 2012 at 2:57 am #

    You are a pisser!!!!!
    Pun intended!!!

  33. Patty February 15, 2012 at 8:16 am #

    Shaking head, semi-chuckling…speechless! 🙂

  34. lostsailors February 15, 2012 at 10:39 pm #

    El oh el!! Omg this descriptor: “when your pee smells like sugar smacks” and the fact everyone is bringing up various other pee smells. Best post, or best post? Haha.

  35. Brad February 16, 2012 at 12:28 am #

    I wonder what would happen if you ate Honey Smack AND asparagus at the same time? The world might possibly come to an end!!

  36. Maureen B. Keane February 16, 2012 at 1:01 am #

    I’m a nutritionist so your comments sort of concern me. Urine can tell you a lot about what is going on in your body. After all, it was recently circulating in your blood. If your urine has a sugary odor, it might be a sign it contains sugar which is a classic sign of diabetes. Have you been tested recently?

  37. Michaela February 16, 2012 at 9:27 am #


  38. Katherines Corner February 16, 2012 at 5:30 pm #

    Giggle, so happy you clarified what was in the bottle. Keep your kidneys healthy. I try to drink a minimum of 1/2 gallon of water a day. But I always start my morning off with a nice “cuppa” tea. Hugs!

  39. Lindsay February 17, 2012 at 8:58 am #

    I am so confused.

  40. Kristi February 20, 2012 at 1:17 pm #

    laughing out loud at the sugar-smacks pee comment. someone gave us a free bag of off-brand sugar smacks cereal, and my husband looked at me like i was crazy. he said there’s no way he’s eating those because of the pee thing.

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